The problems we typically face trying to survive a horror movie.
Bonus: I review terrible movies where people die a lot.
Disclaimer: if it isn't a poorly-done drawing in MS Paint, it's not mine. That is, credit goes to the original owners of images I use. I use Google to find this stuff.
there’s a tradition where if you step on the campus seal in the middle of the quad you won’t graduate in 4 years unless you touch a statue of our school mascot (a goat that’s is like 60 feet away across an open field) within 10 seconds and I just watched a senior accidentally step on it, holler “SHIT” at the top of his lungs, drop his bags, and break into a dead sprint across the lawn. I love college
Am I the only person who questions how many people just seem to take it in stride that Alphonse appears to be wearing a FULL SUIT OF ARMOR literally everywhere?
“You mean alchemy was involved and this isn’t just a hobby?! What!?!”