I like movies. Also TV. Also Pokemon and cats. I reblog things relevant to this.

Bonus: I review terrible movies where people die a lot.

 

“If only, if only," the woodpecker sighs,

“the bark on the tree was as soft as the skies.

While the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely,

he cries to the moon, “If only, if only.

(Source: morgrana)

johnnyxtreason:

horrormovieproblems:

Asexual vampires seducing people by being really really friendly.

Slasher-style murderer comes to an asexual enclave and gets fuckin’ bored and can’t kill anyone bc none of em have on-camera sex.

them or us

IS THE PERFECT ENDING TO ANY TRILOGY. I CRIED. I SCREAMED AT A STRANGER. IT WAS STRESSFUL. IF YOU’RE BORED OF READING ZOMBIES, READ THIS. 

Dog Blood

The sequel to Hater is even better than the original. Unanswered questions are answered, and more questions are raised. It’s the perfect thrill ride if you’re bored of “regular” zombies. 

Hater review

Everyone needs to read the Hater series because it’s perfect. 

I will admit what first attracted me to Hater was its cover—the white stuck out from the rest of the black and green books in the horror section of Borders. The blood splatters on the cover helped drive the point home, too. I needed to read this book. It’sslow when it needs to be and fast when it needs to be. Realistic characters. PErfection. 

Autumn: the City review

Everyone should legit go out and read David Moody’s Autumn series. It’s fantastic and a perfect snapshot of a zombie world. I haven’t read the rest of the series but if this book is any indication of quality, I definitely will! 

There are realistic characters—people dealing with real life problems. And what I found interesting about the characters in Autumn: the City was that I felt like I knew them to the extent that the other characters in the series knew them. We weren’t given much extra information about the characters, and, for me, it made me feel like I was actually there, in the city. I knew no more than anyone else did—I was no god above these characters. I was there, experiencing every tension.

whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

i’m not really into astrology but people born in august dont know shit about how to cook pasta

madamjellyfish666:


pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now

madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]

"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now

for the last like week i’ve been living off of Kashi Honey Sunshine cereal every morning but it comes in those little individual containers.

how do i get more.

does it come in boxes.

if so where are the boxes

does Kashi have a tumblr. 

Kashi help me i love your cereal.