I like movies. Also TV. Also Pokemon and cats. I reblog things relevant to this.

Bonus: I review terrible movies where people die a lot.

 

aspidosecalis asked
Mermaid/Siren, of course. Maybe also a Valkyrie, I think those count.

I LOVE VALKYRIES.

grimdarkthroes:

realslimcaity:

IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe

I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.

The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes. 

He didn’t know the joke.

So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.

I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.

I WAS ALMOST IN CLASS. HOLY CRAP.

(Source: boiledjeans)

syfy:

Halloween is more than just a day — it’s a MONTH! REBLOG if you agree!

it’s the MOOOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR.

syfy:

Halloween is more than just a day — it’s a MONTH! REBLOG if you agree!

it’s the MOOOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR.

bublog:

It’s only the first day of October and BUB’s already trying on costumes. 

bublog:

It’s only the first day of October and BUB’s already trying on costumes. 

halloweewee:

BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE

[SMASHES THROUGH YOUR WINDOW]

WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE

[PUNCHES A WALL]

COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE

[BREAKS ALL OF YOUR ANTIQUE PHOTOS]

THIS OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN

(Source: nietzstache)

ryanvoid:

don’t get me wrong, I’ve loved Batman since I was a tiny child, but I think we all need to come to terms with the fact that he has the personality of very grim yogurt